Sex, Drugs & Volleyball

Game Schedule

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Gear Up, Trashcat


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The Dumpster Cap

Hide your post-game hair under a hat so sick it'll make the other team think you showed up on purpose.

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Tank Top Jersey

Sleeves are earned, not given. This tank says "I take volleyball seriously" while your serve says otherwise.

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Astronaut Helmet

For when you need full cranial protection from your teammate's "sets." Houston, we have a problem.

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Shot Glass Set

Six glasses, one for each point you scored before things got blurry. Doubles as a post-loss coping mechanism.

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Official Game Ball

A volleyball with our logo on it so the other team knows exactly who's shanking serves into the parking lot.

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Sippy Cup Deluxe

A lid because we don't trust you. Spill-proof for the court, plausible deniability for the sideline.